Karma, Yipeeeee!!!

The wife called me yesterday on her way home. She has a Baby Shower for my sister-in-law today and spend almost 5 hours buying stuff with my sister for this party and then we got stuck with the $300 bill, not including the food she said we would pay for today. Anyway she is on her way home and p i s s e d and ranting on the cell phone:

Her: rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant

Me: Yes dear, uh hum

Her: rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant

Me: You're right, yes, uh hum

Her: rant rant rant rant rant, shit this guy is an ass rant rant rant rant

Me: you shouldn't have to put up with it, yes, uh huh.....

Her: rant rant rant motherf*$#er just cut me off and ran a red light..

Me: you OK??

Her: Nice Assh#$e, what the...??? Oh shit!! Nice, excellent, yippeeeeee!!!! Take that f*#*er!!!

Me: Uh, you OK?!?!?!?

Her: Fine, awesome, best I felt all day!!!! Dumbass just cut me off and ran a red light then got pulled over when a cop came out of nowhere!!!! That was great, be home in a minute, love you!!

Me: uh huh...

/rant