Blamed For Something I Didn't Do...

Late last night, say around 3am, I was punched awake by the wife. Apparently I cheated on her. Not in real life (actually NEVER in real life) but in her dream and she was so made at me when she woke up that she hit me. She apologized and I went back to sleep only to be beaten awake several more times. Every time the wife went back to sleep she went right back into the 'cheating dream'.

For the record I have not and will not cheat on my wife. I do love her so, but if she keeps beating me up I might change my mind, in my dreams!!!!