I Saw The Weirdest Thing

Walking down a hall at work I looked out the window and saw the weirdest thing yesterday. An older woman (around 70) was standing next to a brand new Cadillac Escalade. She reached into her purse and pulled out what turned out to be lipstick. She then proceeds to write, in big letters, "Oink!" on the drivers side of the windshield. She then turns away and literally hauls ass down the street, looking over her shoulder every few feet. Turns out the Caddy was taking up 2 spots in the parking lot.

Funniest Event Ever.