I Want to Be A Hilton

You want to be taught how to be a success by Paris Hilton's mother.
First episode will be how to be a self-centered, uneducated, vacant
slut. Episode two will be how to get your sex tape on the Internet.
There is no episode three as most of the contestants will lose
interest and move on, or hook up with an 80's star's daughter and not
need the show anymore.